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Mr.Stuart:

The parts of a flower

are so constructed

that very, very often,

the wind will cause pollination.

If not, then a bee or any other

nectar-gathering creature

Can create.. the same situa-tion!


Yes, anything that gets.. the pollen

to the pistil's right on the list.

I'll try to make it crystal clear.

A flower's insatiable passion

turns its life into a circus of debauchery!


Now you see just how the stamen

gets its lusty dust on to the stigma.

And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts each spring

is no enig-ma!

(Spoken) We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?

Stacie & Gracie & Lucy:

A photoperiodic reaction!

Mr. Stuart (Spoken):

Oh, that's good! Oh, that's very good!

Bernie Dillard: Hey, I’m lost! Where are we?!

Lucy: Chapter two.

Willie Willard: Page five.


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Francine: Put your pollen tube to work!


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Vicki Hunt: Make my stamen go berserk!


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Donna Singer: I don't think they even know what a pistil is!

Artie: I got your pistil right here!

Donna Singer: (Dialogue) Artie!

Where does the pollen go?

Mr. Stuart (Spoken):

Next chapter. How in an abstract way,

the same thing applies to the reproductive organs

of the more complex life-forms.

But we are now dealing with sexual response.

Are there any questions before we begin reading?

Aurelio:

Is it possible the female member

of some sex on a couch

Could, like, get this guy all hot

and she never even knew it?

Mr. Stuart (Spoken):

Negative!

Chuck McGovern:

When a warm-blooded mammal

in a tight little sweater

Starts pulling that stuff,

she's saying that she wants to do IT?

[Dennis]]:

Can't prove it by me!

'Cause they change their tune

when you got 'em in the back seat!

Roy: With his heart beatin' fast!

Stacie & Gracie:

They make it sound like a track meet!

Gross!

T-Birds:

Yeah... Then all they can do is say,

(Falsetto) "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"


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Girls (Basso):

Baby, give it to me now!


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Guys (Falsetto):

Is that all you think about?!


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Girls:

Come on, baby, show me that you really love me so!

Willie Willard (Crying):

OH, I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UUUUP!


Where does the pollen go?


Mr. Stuart (spoken):

The human is the only being capable

of consciously controlling

its number of offspring!

Are there any comments on that?


(Dialogue) Johnny: I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives?

Goose: Yeah, what is this?

Paulette Rebchuck:

Mr. Stuart...Is it true that guys like you,

you know, mature and all,

carry some protection with them...

FOR SEXUAL OCCASIONS???

Mr. Stuart (Spoken):

Oh, God!


Johnny Nogerelli:

What's the big deal??

Can't a girl just do that thing in a book,

where she adds up the days of her, uh,

whaddaya call it...

mentalstra-tion?

Girl:

Oh, that's really neat!

Yeah, and what'll the guy do if the numbers don't add up right, huh?

Girls:

Yeah, yeah, yeah!


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Helen Andrews:

Hope he's proud of what he's done!


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R.G. He was only pokin' fun!


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Louis DiMucci (Holding up rabbit):

See what happens when a boy and girl

don't know how to play it safe?!


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Reproduction.


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Re-pro-duc-tioooooooooooooooooon!

Goose McKenzie:

Where does the pollen go?

  • Boing!*

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